Oh my God. You're right.

Agreed- I kind of want to figure out how to do all this stuff just so I can have this, haha.

I'm laughing out loud- this is amazing.

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

(Hey, Tony, I never told you this, but that girl I told you about, the one I said I really liked but who didn't like me back? We've been married for 12 years. We've got two kids. You were right.)

A capital plan indeed!

Oh my word, you're RIGHT.

This is so obvious now that I'm reading it, but I never thought to try this before. Thank you!

Comparing Joe Montana to Tom Brady? CONTEXT, PEOPLE, CONTEXT. Smh.

Fascinating, thanks for sharing!!

Gahh, she's so pretty!! SO PRETTY!!! Holy moly.

I hope your aunt doesn't mind if I file that one away for future use...

RIGHT?! THANK YOU!!

Thank you for putting into words why Ashley Wagner makes my brain go "eurrrgh."

A thrilling animal mystery! Sounds about right. Maybe this is a clip from the movie I just made up in my head, Dr. Dolittle: The Fast and the Fur(!)ious: Electric Boogaloo 3: Beginnings.