SMDH = shaking my damn head

Sagely MyFriendsCallMeKieth, Definition Haver!

Oh my goodness, you're my comment spirit animal! ♥ε♥

Fantastic, I'm not a big fan of the Cowboys so you go right on ahead and kick their butts!

Could potentially (definitely) be my new favorite username!

Gracie Silver! Ba-ZING!

What's your favorite team to play against?

I assume that any car with a Confederate flag license plate can only move in reverse.

Kudos, good sir.

"...and is probably sick of taking photos with short people."

Haha! He was the first person I thought of when I saw those beds!

This might actually be the BEST Olympics ever.

Aww...I like the bear...he's cute...don't be mean to the bear. ;___;

BAM! Nice work!

BAM!

Wait...those beds are for hockey players?!

This makes Patrice Bergeron sad.