Hollywood: Where even the grizzly bears are played by white guys.

Uber markets itself as simpler and cheaper than cabs because you don't need to tip. If they've changed their pricing scheme to the point where tipping is now necessary to make any money, they need to make that clear!

Use my warm wet holes to pound n suck the stress work week away.. Bjs Fs and anal do not host clean safe fun hit me up for details 🌹🌹🌹🌹

clicked on “cum ride out the blizzard” despite the warning

i’d rather get intimate with a fresh jalapeno while listening to the audiotape of 50 shades of grey than hang out with any of these people.

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Here’s the one from Wendy Liebman. It’s pretty blatant.

Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

I like her and her brand of showladyship. She does not fuck around with an audience’s expectations. Wish she’d switch to fake fur though. It’s not like you can tell the difference.

(In my little Christian college once upon a time)

The Bratz company would also love to make it clear that along with not doing Molly, the dolls have never “come alive in the middle of the night to murder and maim their captors” nor have they ever “hidden under a child’s bed and then crawled up to take any limbs poking out of the covers for the “doll devil”.

Sounds like a fantastic way to end up on Sex Sent Me to the ER.

Never be entirely dependent on any one person or situation, ever.

Or “Rich Women without a Job in...”

What about Kristin Cavallari!!!! Asking for a friend.

This case is even more horrific than it’s being presented as here. The kind of FC Stubblefield practices has been extensively and consistently disproven (ie, in multiple reproducible studies, if conflicting information is presented to the facilitator and the patient, 100% of the time the FC will express the info given…

I think you finally found the right article to post this. You are sure to experience the recognition of a cover up of sexual assaults in Sweden amongst the commenters on a nail polish thread.

Um, ALSO when am I going to get my beauty side site back? I never get to talk about beauty shit anymore. I miss Jane. Jane would have done me like this.