nancygracespearls
NancyGracesPearls
nancygracespearls

Am I wrong?

Is Kelly’s husband a human-raisin hybrid?

Every single thing Robbie said about his previous relationship is a fucking red flag. They had some blowout fight and she slapped him and they haven’t spoken since?!! News flash Jojo: Robbie is NOT over his ex! Also he is a total robot. And gay.

Chase is a friend of my friend’s husband. He was at their wedding a while back aaaand rumor around the room was him selling prescription drugs in the bathroom. Cannot confirm, but I have never got a good vibe from him.

She mentioned Aaron WAY too much last night. She also brought up Ben WAY too much. I think after last night’s episode, Luke secured his spot as the next Bachelor.

Angels for Satan

Pensive? Damn, I was going for thoughtful.

spoiler alert: the winner is....

Yeah, this is just one guy who can do a lot of different moods with his eyebrows.

Two Jews go on a Reality show. And then they have...

That dress looks like one of those Pnina Tornai monstrosities that women are always spending way too much money for on Say Yes to the Dress.

my biggest flaw? i would have to say i’m a stickler for details and a real workaholic!

“Then I had this moment of panic because a puppy without a collar is a stray; they don’t have anyone to look after them. [...] It’s a sad thing to say, but there’s not love from the heart in me for Colin–but what I have got is someone who is there for me and I’m happy with that.”

This doesn’t sound super healthy? If

So I wear this to avoid distracting bouncy tits that some people stare at. And now I have bound, misshapen tits that EVERYONE at the gym and on the street will stare at.

Makes sense.

I think Rey and cousin Billy from There Goes the Motherhood should either have their own spinoff roadtrip show or they should both be removed from the earth without explanation. Either one is fine with me!

I need more of totally straight Rey!!!!

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

Very with the times (Costco, so in right now!), durable, and insulated to keep your 5 lb. bag of individually wrapped salmon fillets frozen for a couple hours!