Not sure Lea Michele and Emma Roberts are capable of loving anyone else but themselves.

He f’d his presidential campaign up running with Palin. She terrified the in-betweeners. I always swayed left but I don’t hate McCain and he is certainly not the worst candidate the Republicans have put forth over the past 30 years. While I don’t always agree with him, I don’t think he would have been a horrible…

“Can I buy that lipstick?” “Sure, I’ll put it on your bill”

A woman named Angela Kipp

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

Never encountered first hand calling out dead, but in the call center a coworker did once answer the phone “Thank you for calling {company}, how did we fuck up your day today?” He’s lucky he managed to escape the building alive.

Anybody else think this is a case of falling in love with someone who looks just like you taken WAY TOO DAMN FAR?!?!

This probably has nothing to do with the media painting her as the “ugly, fat and generally not hot” Kardashian sister for years and the fact that this family seems like more of a catty disaster than a support system, as evidenced by the fact that instead of trying to educate Khloe about how stupid and possibly…

YAAASSSSS BRIENNE YASSSS

My fam sticks to Netflix and live a commercial-free life. Recently, my three-year old was watching cable at a friends and one came on. He started hollering about the show being broken so I explained it was a commercial. Now every time something gets on his nerves and he has to wait, I hear him say (under his breath),…

Stoner chic has always been hot and it’s also my lifelong aesthetic.

Nearby sources reported hearing Jennifer say, “Who made a poopy? Justin made a poopy! What a big boy you are!”

Selling my clothes drunk on HSN is my dream job.

Greatest tweet of all time.

This is grassroots as fuck.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is proof that Gore Vidal’s famous statement is a truism about modern humanity.

I DIED when she talked in a French accent during her Celine impersonation. I hope she hosts SNL soon because this gift needs to be shared with the world more often.