I haven’t been this confused since she was cast as Elizabeth Taylor.

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

I never understand comments like these. Congrats on not caring. Plenty of people do. This comment adds nothing to the discussion other than trivializing the author’s stress and comes off as condescending.

You should take the same approach as Say Yes to the Dress’s companion show, Say Fine to the Shirt:

I understand. Forget replace, I’d rather do this torso headless than this torso attached to Ted Cruz’s face.

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

Um, pretty sure it isn’t Cameron.

Really?! I think Ellen would be a great president.

A visual aid to help answer this question:

It's not everyday you see the worst thing you've ever seen.

Only if it was just pegging, and I was told not to be nice about it.

is this one of those bad latinos donald trump keeps talking about

I think you’re confused. I’m 99% sure that he didn’t beat her up because she gave the baby vodka. He beat her up because he’s an abusive drunk that was pissed off because he couldn’t drink his vodka that he had put in a WATER bottle probably so he could drink it at work.

FIFY...

YEP. My response was....ABC has Nightly News?

This is not good news for your boyfriend, but until this story about him being a terrible person broke, I could not have told you who the ABC news anchor is. Or CBS, for that matter. Lester is singlehandedly saving network news.