No one cares about your boner.

Nothing against your comment in particular, but I miss the days when Jez discouraged talking about specific numbers. Now there will be a million comments about whether x height and x weight is really “fat.” Numbers tend to derail the discussion.

I love her and her gap tooth. Cuuuutie.

You might not be able to keep up with him. He’s hardcore.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

You’re delusional! He looks like Corey Feldman dressed up as Scott Disick but couldn’t find a shirt in his size.

These chips are designed for marketability, not taste. The fools roundly rejected my idea: Beets by Lays.

It’s weird to be reading something about the “teen scene” in a font so big my parents can view it without their “cheaters”.

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

Just last week I was thinking, “Why aren’t there any beauty trends inspired by barnacles?”

The three-dimensional jewelry pieces would drive me insane, but those tortoise shell nails are glorious.

Ian McKellen, you are my god damn hero.

I originally had fake names in there as a joke, but then I took them out because I thought “nah, this is stupid enough.”

Wow, Justin Bieber is really channeling Brad Pitt/Gwyneth Paltrow in the mid-90s, huh (very poorly, might I add)?

Someone on Twitter said she looks like one of her mother’s lemons and I died.

I normally do not go for shoes like this but I think a little drool just escaped my mouth