I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

And miss out on the Jackson 5? No thank you.

have you heard the daniel rossen/grizzly bear cover of it? i love love love love it — and i think TLTL is literally perfect

Filed to: I WISH HE’D MACKLE LESS

i wanted it to be a kidz bop cover of king kunta so bad

I’m a yooooooooge proponent of mandatory home ec to graduate high school/get a GED. How the fuck are we sending 18 year olds out into the world who can’t balance a check book, do laundry, or boil some god damn pasta?

Answer: Yes. He probably could. After he ran out of clean underpants and had to resort to the emergency “Smiley Face Boxers”, he would probably do a load of laundry..but it would never make it into the dresser. He would probably use the same glass over and over. Grocery shopping would consist of food for our kid,…

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

I’m not a college student and never tried drugs but I did just read the comments to the Men Who Kill article. I’ll take whatever gets me the highest the fastest and if any have an added benefit of partial memory loss, I’ll take that too.

I mean, I hate Chris Brown... but I like the graffiti. Actually, it’s the only thing I like about that house, which otherwise looks like a generic “look at how much money I have” house.

I’m sure the Beadors are good parents

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

Yeah, it made me feel sick too. You’re no longer attracted to her, have a higher libido, don’t believe in monogomy-fine. You want to stay with her because she’s a good friend and raise the kids with her-great AS LONG AS SHE IS AGREEING TO THE ARRANGEMENT TOO.

Right. And if you’re not “sold on monogamy” or whatever this guy said, then don’t promise monogamy in the first place.

Agreed. There are other options, you know. I understand not wanting a divorce and I also understand that they got along well enough and that it’s important to him that both parents are involved in their kid’s life. But I mean, could they not talk it out? Explore an open relationship? Is that too idealistic?

The bastards doing this are cheap.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

Not to excuse or downplay sexism in Tech or Finance, but these are the kinds of stories I really, REALLY would like to see more of in women’s spaces and for feminists to grapple with. I get that its hard being a woman making $100k a year in a job where a man makes $129k, and that it really sucks when some bros want to…

“..You want to know how much this cost and whether insurance covers it, yeah? It’s $10,000—the price of a used car—and no, insurance does not cover it. This is how cool our health care system is: if I just wanted to fix the bladder incontinence part, I’d have to have a pretty severe case for insurance to step in, and…

Dr Matlock should give you a finders fee because you just wrote him the best review money can’t buy. If I were in the market for a me vagina, I’d want to see him.