Ah, see, that must be the difference because if I had millions of dollars I’d spend it all on snacks.

No, she isn’t. She’s buying cereal - that’s bush league. For a proper munchie run you need:

1.) At least one crispy treat that will make your breath smell of the undead (Cool Ranch Doritos, Funyuns, etc.)

2.) At least one chewy candy (Red Vines, gummy bears, etc).

3.) At least one “bakery” item so stuffed with…

Did you read what I wrote?! I am not blasting her! I am WORSHIPPING HER.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

I will be so disappointed if Amber Rose + Ray J becomes a thing. Unless she goes on Love & Hip Hop Hollywood, then I will be super pleased.

She is good. She had it all figured out.

Well that’s my story too...minus the witness protection. Ok, also minus the marriage. Discovered fiancé was in a full blown other relationship through Instagram. Idiot must have thought he was safe as I didn’t have the app or an acct; he didn’t realize that anyone can see insta posts on the web-based version. Effed up…

right!? Ever since I was cheated on and everyone knew but no one told me because it wasn't their business or they thought I knew and didn't care I've been breaking that code like its my job, seriously if you are cheating on my friend I will tell them, oh you are cheating with my cousin, guess ill tell his wife, sorry…

Not marriage, thank god, but in my 20s I dated an older (circa 40) guy for about six months. We had a good time, and because I was a student and also waiting table I didn’t really pay attention to how odd his time availability was. In retrospect it should have tipped me off that he was so manic about always knowing my…

Not only would my mom rat me out, she would make me fetch her a stick so she could beat me.

Eff that code. I had a douchebag coworker who would flaunt his affair (with another coworker) all over the office. He was such an arrogant prick. He would walk around the office with this smug look on his face like he knew he was getting away with it and that he could also get any woman he wanted. So, I sent his wife…

This happened in my family once. My cousin brought his other family to the family party and my father told him that wasn’t his wife and he had to leave.

I hate that “honor code” where nobody’s supposed to tell anybody that anybody’s cheating.

I feel like I wouldn’t need the internet to figure this out. Call me clingy, but I tend to insist on being part of my spouse’s wp program.

The Ice Bucket Challenge, raising more awareness than you think.

I totally understand cheating. We all like fucking hot people sure. What I will never understand is Bigamy. One pain in the ass is bad enough. Why on earth would someone want multiple pains in the ass? That is straight up masochism.

They said what?!? E! Online continues throwing major shade at Kara Brown through misuse of the word shade. Her response is THE BEST!!!

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

You can only get it in Michigan, but Shorts makes the best IPAs in the midwest, and among the best handful in the country, in my opinion.