yes queen yes queen yes queen yes queen

A-fucking-men.

I live in Los Angeles, have long ass nails 80% of the time, and can train you on the ways of typing and texting. I SHALL BE YOUR MANICURE YODA.

the WORST part about Kim is how i have now side with Kyle. Fuck you, Kim.

Taylor got her life together off camera. Maybe Kim needs to do the same.

I would MUCH RATHER do phone sex work than be Kim Richards.

FUCK ALL NEW ENGLAND BASED SPORTS TEAMS

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

I would. Hard!

Me too. I also love New York. She is one hilarious person and I'd like her to be my friend.

Oh, please. My baby is a way bigger foodie than these two. He only eats artisanal, small-batch, organic, raw milk from a local producer, warmed exactly to 98.6 degrees fahrenheit.

Spaghettios taste like poor.

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

PLEASE let this be a reveal of his newest toy helicopter!

I’m half expecting Bruce to be trolling all of us and the reveal will be something totally inconsequential.

I was raised in a Pentacostal church, washed in the blood of the lamb, raised within a spirit-filled congregation, speaking in tongues, praying in the spirit, being healed in God’s merciful light. When I was a struggling, almost-suicidal 21 year old who had never had a relationship, I went to the front during the…

Traditionally, the bride does not ride the Wienermobile until after the wedding.

Imagine how hot all that fake hair must be? I hope they brought spare hair.