Put this on a t-shirt and I’m buying it.

I love her gravely voice and sunglasses chic. This is me anytime I have a hangover and am forced to leave the house before noon. Except I don’t have those sunglasses. Dammit I need those sunglasses.

Yep. Heather and Carole came off as very judgey. It was almost like the girls in college who had boyfriends back home and would judge single girls for going out and getting dudes. Just because you’re in a boring relationship doesn’t mean you’re a perfect princess, bitch!

WHAT?!!?

Do you know Sonja? Can you convince her (interns) to write this book? PLEASE I want to read and gift to all my loved ones as well!

No context needed because yikes.

I love beer and lipstick but have never done this. I would’ve thought it would look nerdy, but that Rihanna pic says otherwise. Off to Starbucks to steal a straw!

Love this

Your point about having someone to share parental blame with is so spot on. I’m the oldest of three and during a wilder phase in college, I got caught smoking pot and then my little brother got caught drinking underage one week later so it was AWESOME to be able to share some of that disappointment and grief :) But of…

Ugh, making this my motto

THANK YOU FOR THIS

Amen, amen

I can’t fucking wait for the Pride parade. EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

This was my thought process as well. Former Somerset Mall employee and I haven’t been back since I left to go to college out of state. Still refuse to go back when I go home to visit my parents. Somerset, and specifically that godforsaken Nordstroms, is the worst.

Seriously. Girl is gorgeous in both pictures but GLOWING in the after.

I LOVE YOUR DOGGIE

I hang dry all workout clothes and most of my dresses/blouses/jeans/pants, basically anything that’s not a tshirt or sweatshirt. I got a few of those triangular shaped things that you throw on top of a door and then just hang up all my things on regular hangers. It’s great because then everything is super easy to…

How can I keep my yoga pants and sports bras that I wear for hot yoga from smelling like ass? I currently was them in cold water with regular detergent and let them air dry, but they still end up smelly. Same thing for my yoga towels, actually. I’ve seen fancy yoga washes and other things like that, but I’m looking…

That, or immediately projectile vomiting his pee back onto his penis. Because that’s definitely what I would’ve done. YIKES