I LOVE THIS!! Pup is totally stealing the show.

Yeah this is not good, but I will inevitably be hearing it in yoga sculpt class in no time!

Every time someone suggests an IUD on this site, I think of you fondly. And then I squeeze my NuvaRing for good luck.

But is it satire? I don’t get the impression that the author is mocking people who hold the belief that people with certain body types should not be allowed to wear certain articles of clothing. Seems more like she honestly has these beliefs and she’s just trying to be snarky about it. Also, it’s just not very funny?

It also misses the mark by being...not funny at all

Agree, agree. I prefer my maxi dresses to be made of anything but cotton, something nice and flowy, because I have a big ass and clingy cotton is a no-go. But also, when does it stop being a maxi dress and start being a sundress? Are they the same? Different? I’m so confused now.

Or the nursing mother’s room, if your office happens to have one of those like mine. It’s the only door with a lock and no windows AND a couch in my office so it’s primary use is for crying (and maybe masturbating but I try not to think about that)

I am also a terrible public crier. I can’t even count how many times I sobbed on the bus/train. But the best thing about living in a city is that literally no one gives a fuck!

So cute!! If/when BF and I tie the knot, our pup is definitely playing a key role in the wedding. I like that you didn’t make her dress up for the occasion either. Ours is a chubby little puggle nugget who would not be a fan of any taffeta/lace/diamond costume nonsense.

Agree. It’s so Game of Thrones chic, I love it.

I did not need to see Joey Fatone’s boner today, but thanks anyways!!

Fair question! I’m neither a Catholic nor a bride, but would be curious to hear from someone in the know

Except that anyone who has ever watched Say Yes to the Dress already knows the Pnina bride down to a T:

Yet another accountant chiming in with a YES PLEASE, PANTSUIT.

How would Big Sean NOT be too big for her?? How is Big Sean not too big for everyone? BIG SEAN IS BIG, Y’ALL!!

Me too!! 10/10 would wear if there was some way to ensure my boobs would stay in place instead of popping in and out of the sides. I don’t think tape would do the trick so this’ll have to wait until after I get that post baby boob job that makes em perky and plastic a la every Real Housewife

This is how I feel about any dress with a defined bust line tbh

Approaching the Midway security line is like entering the gates of hell. No thank you ma’am