Ser cute.

I think it's Toby's show.

Mellie is now the First Lady of Zero Fucks.

These bastards are cast aways on an island getting wine drop offs.

On the catwalk? On the catwalk? Did she shake her little tush on the catwalk?

This is exactly the kind of bi-erasure that makes women afraid to talk about their sexuality.

You aren't wrong but it still seems like a waste of her prodigious talents.

She's too fabulous for late night. It would be a shame to see her doing something so "safe" at this point in her career.

you're so right. I think she would be a perfect late night host.

OH MY GOD YES. I laugh out loud in almost every interview I see with her. She consistently out-funnies whoever is interviewing her.

Now THAT'S a lady that would be perfect to host late night.

Yes, this! I was just thinking about that. Plus, she wouldn't be carrying around the baggage of being perceived as someone who "ruined" Sarah Palin's path to greatness (eye roll).

But what about Blanche and Sofia??

DAFUQ is this pairing? Why the cane? Are they dating? I thought he was gay? If they're not dating then why are they showing up as a couple? Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? How is babby formed?

It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.

Agreed. He's painfully large and refuses to put in the foreplay that the average bag requires. He also thinks that jackhammer speed is the key to female pleasure.

I've slept with that guy. We've all slept with that guy.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Just me, or did anyone else initially panic that "Lindsay Lohan, 28" was going to end with "Dead"?

No one's slick as Gaston