Thank you for this- my first thougth when I heard about his death was "Oh captain, My captain"

I am at a point in my life when I no longer see humans behaving poorly and dealing with accurate, natural consequences as either sad or tragic. In all seriousness......shame on them for being foolish enough to leave their kids parentless and forcing them to see your death. I mean, what do people think barriers next…

I want the *last* line of my obit to be "May the Force be with you." Burn me in my Jedi robes, boys!

"Hillary I'm-Totally-Running-For-President-In-2012 Clinton"

Hillary I'm-Totally-Running-For-President-In-2012 Clinton

Seems pretty obvs to me: Venkman/Melissa McCarthy, Egon/Tina Fey, Stantz/Amy Poehler, Winston/Octavia Spenser, Louis Tully/Amy Sedaris.

Leo DiCaprio was always in great movies. Basketball Diaries, What's eating Gilbert grape? Even Romeo + Juliet was really good. Titanic was iconic but hardly representative of his entire career. He didn't do the heartthrob *too much, considering how much he could have done it.

And clearly homophones elude me. Thank you for that correction. lol

It also eludes him. Puberty is, indeed, quite elusive for some.

I blame Jack Donaghy.

I suspected this would be in Alberta before I even read the article. I'm sure that makes me horribly biased or something...

Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Oil, cattle and conservatism.

I'm just glad that NBC has football so CBS will quit preempting The Good Wife.

You'll need to go much further back than that to break my mind with nostalgia. Computer punch cards, Mark Hamill, pageboy hair cuts? Now you're talking.

That just made wine come out of my nose.

I feel like this is the most Jezebel post that's ever been on Jezebel.

Who the hell is that talking Pez dispenser at the beginning of the video? He's like a demon child spawn of Ellen and an itinerant sharecropper who mastered lettuce cutting in the Central valley.

I have a theory of Jay and Bey's relationship (even though I have never met them and have no actual knowledge of their relationship. Frankly, though, I would love to be in Bey's circle of girlfriends. That being said