It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.

Agreed. He's painfully large and refuses to put in the foreplay that the average bag requires. He also thinks that jackhammer speed is the key to female pleasure.

I've slept with that guy. We've all slept with that guy.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Just me, or did anyone else initially panic that "Lindsay Lohan, 28" was going to end with "Dead"?

No one's slick as Gaston

Thank you for this- my first thougth when I heard about his death was "Oh captain, My captain"

I am at a point in my life when I no longer see humans behaving poorly and dealing with accurate, natural consequences as either sad or tragic. In all seriousness......shame on them for being foolish enough to leave their kids parentless and forcing them to see your death. I mean, what do people think barriers next…

I want the *last* line of my obit to be "May the Force be with you." Burn me in my Jedi robes, boys!

"Hillary I'm-Totally-Running-For-President-In-2012 Clinton"

Hillary I'm-Totally-Running-For-President-In-2012 Clinton

Seems pretty obvs to me: Venkman/Melissa McCarthy, Egon/Tina Fey, Stantz/Amy Poehler, Winston/Octavia Spenser, Louis Tully/Amy Sedaris.

Leo DiCaprio was always in great movies. Basketball Diaries, What's eating Gilbert grape? Even Romeo + Juliet was really good. Titanic was iconic but hardly representative of his entire career. He didn't do the heartthrob *too much, considering how much he could have done it.

And clearly homophones elude me. Thank you for that correction. lol

It also eludes him. Puberty is, indeed, quite elusive for some.

I blame Jack Donaghy.

I suspected this would be in Alberta before I even read the article. I'm sure that makes me horribly biased or something...

Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Oil, cattle and conservatism.

I'm just glad that NBC has football so CBS will quit preempting The Good Wife.