How can your name be TOOTSIE BURNS but you're not a drag queen. Right? I mean, come on.

Also, I think I want this on my ass... my Mikhail going full meerkat in the litter box:

The instant I saw Dule Hill, I thought about that scene when Charlie smacks Anthony around a bit for being a dick to CJ. If President Bartlet had made and appearance, I do believe I would have lost my shit.

"I should never have left Carrie Fisher."

CJ Cregg is a great character but throughout the West Wing she is seen saying things, being ignored and then being right. I never know if Sorkin is making a point about women in high powered positions or he just doesn't like writing things where the women get to be right and their suggestion gets to actually solve a…

Sorkin was cooler when he did cocaine.

I don't know if I trust Sorkin to write a female-driven movie. C.J. aside, he doesn't exactly have a great track record (and I say this as a fan of his).

Dear Aaron Sorkin,

We all know this is the best picture of the queen:

Considering the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industry sounds like something Tony Soprano would be using as a front she should be glad a horse head wasn't thrown at her.

HAHA RIGHT?? That's what I screamed at the TV.

I think you are so so right!!!

for a minute, I was hoping Mellie would go strangle Fitz in the shower with those ties.

Cyrus: "Nice coat." Best line all night.

I like this. My husband complains that for a show called Scandal, nothing scandalous ever happens. He would appreciate the plot twist.

I want to see more first lady sex. Also, more crazy ex-VP ranting. YUM YUM CRISPY PIGGY YUM YUM.

I've been binge-watching old episodes of The West Wing and after a particularly harrowing Bartlett/Hoynes fight, I turned to my husband and mused that working with Joe Biden must be like raising a toddler. "Joe, come on, Joe, let's reign it in. What are you doing? What are you talking about? Where are your pants?"

What a bunch of Malarky.

Jesus H Christ. Could Fitz be a bigger sissy baby? Asking Mellie what she has lost? That he lost his marriage that he was so devoted and commited to. I literally rolled my eyes and said "O, pleeeaaassseeeee" and my dog grunted in agreement.

Fitz doesn't deserve either of them.