Oh god, when Sally started going on about the crispy piggy I LOST it. Like neighbors probably think I am loosing it laughing.

Why didn't Scott Foley cover his face while he was doing the deed?

This sub in press secretary is the worst.

I can't believe I keep watching this. This show's getting worse, right? I'm not making that up, am I?

A brief glimpse out of the corner of my eye told me that Michele Bachmann had been inaugurated as president.

The English language does not possess the necessary words to indicate my relief at the actual title.

I just need ONE GOOD THING to happen to Mellie.

I thought that it was "Get some black men on the show..." but IDK

Yup, that's what she said.

I have a feeling she won't be doing the red carpet again after this.

That face is priceless. I love her.

Yeah, you can tell she knew it was coming (which is why she gave the first answer, I'm sure—hoping the interviewer would take the hint).

Blue eyes don't smolder; they PIERCE.

They were just preparing for Rob Ford's recent visit.

I prefer to phrase it as: THIS IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS EVEN JENNY MCCARTHY GETS IT.

Ooh, you've got me pegged, bro. Full-on anti-child molestation piece of shit, that's me.

I love that she uses the "Texts from Hillary" photo on her Twitter account.

Sorry, I only know how to express emotion through gif form.