The ‘Godzilla Theory’ still holds water with me.

Sims build thread?

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

Richard Madeley told a story once about a woman who was in her car in a queue at London traffic lights and Faith was on the radio, and she was singing along, chair-dancing, finger-drumming on the steering wheel, all of that, and whoever was in the car next to her beeped and she looked over and it was George Michael,…

I think I have a gay sensibility and I feel like I’m gay, because I’ve always transcended gender, and I’ve always seen love as transcending gender...I have a gay sensibility.

Why is she flying coach, though? Marie Antoinette had more of a clue. Was this a sympathy stunt?

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

Rooney Mara’s family owns the Steelers and the Giants, she is not hurting for money.

Imagine how disgusted all of his hookers must get when he’s rutting around on top of them. The stench of throat nuggets coated on Campbell’s cream of shit soup surely deserves an extra c-note, right?

BELLA LMAO STAHP

Right? I thought of Tilda as this ethereal being who “didn’t get it” and existed on her own plane and I was mistaken. Cho reiterated the whitewashing a couple times, but Tilda was trying to listen, she even opened with that. And I didn’t get the “but I have an Asian friend” vibe the way Cho suggested. I’m sure that’s…

And you know he also collects something bizarre, just for the sake of being bizarre, like fingernail clippings from rock stars who died at age 27 or rejected wax models from Madame Tussaud’s.

I don’t find it hard to believe that Depp’s short on liquid funds at all. He’s pretty much Nicholas Cage with a slightly more impressive filmography, right down to what I imagine is a willingness to recklessly spend on useless dumb shit.

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

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Right, because god knows people like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are never, ever smug.

She’s Ann Coulter’s MiniMe, except instead of smelling like stale cigarette smoke and Chardonnay, she smells of Mystic Tan fumes.