Where was this parrot years ago?

Picturing Liz Hurley sitting sadly, watching her family eat pizza, while eating a dry piece of toast and a parrot mocking her intermittent moments of joy maybe one of the funniest things I’ve done today.

Would really like to know what Mitt’s endgame is here. For a long time I was in the “Mitt is trying to do public service by going to work for someone he hates because there has to be at least one semi-reasonable person in the whole of the cabinet” but then it just seemed he’s doing a Christie. That look on his face in…

I bet you anything that having sex with Donald Trump would be like having sex with Henry VIII in the twilight years. He’d barely have the stamina to heave himself atop you to flop around for more than a couple of minutes - IF THAT, we are talking two minutes tops before he gets too out of breath and loses all hope of…

I welcome all men to kiss my ass this morning, and every morning to come.

I love Hillary, I voted for her without reservations, I cried when she lost.

I switched my voter registration from Florida to Massachusetts in 2000 (my senior year of college), comvinced that it’s not like my absentee ballot was going to matter much in Broward County.

I enlisted in the US Army. 4 years of active duty. That was fucking stupid.

Libertarianism

I think it’s awesome that Durianrider cannot reproduce and Freelee has no desire to. The buck stops with them. I can’t think of a better outcome.

I miss the days of yore when people would dox each other and start warring factions over Harry Potter slash fiction on Livejournal. These days I’m all about beauty guru drama on YT and TERF drama on tumblr.

I hope that a lot of TV journalists - even very good ones like Maddow - have a long, hard look in the mirror next week, whatever the outcome, and ask themselves about their editorial choices.

reality show vet Tiffany Pollard

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

In the spirit of pre-election James Comey / FBI Twitter feed:

This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.