If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

The only Janis movie I want is Jackie Jormp-Jomp

Take another little chunk of my lung now mister!

I don’t know. As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one person that can play Jackie Jormp-Jomp...

Time for some Janet Jopler!

This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.

I wholeheartedly agree that this is the second best thing I’ve seen today.

Seems unnecessary as he already has the ‘I’d fuck my own daughter’ vote all locked up.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

Jeb is a MESS

As annoying as I find Madonna, I do enjoy the Madonna & Rosie friendship.... And any mention of A League of Their Own.

More seriously though, I don’t think the fact that O’Donnell’s statements got so thoroughly under Trump’s skin and the fact that she was one of the most prominent LGBTQ people in entertainment at the time was a huge coincidence. I’m sure that was another contributing factor that led him to go so apeshit over it.

That was a particularly cringe-worthy moment of the debate for me, but part of me wished that Hillary had turned to him, stone-faced, and asked “What would you have said, Donald? Please feel free to say it here”. As embarrassing as it would have been for (undeservedly) her and (deservedly) Bill, she really could have…

“Cher is an average talent”

Best part is that it was on TV.

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

Seriously. I have no tolerance for people who are willfully blind to the way their privilege shields them from the effects of the terrible, cruel ideas they support.