Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.
Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.
Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.
Yeah this is a “one strike and you’re out” deal. Would be for me too.
I thought it was something like this. My impression is that Angelina may let slide an on set affair but she would never ever ever accept and turn a blind eye to such alleged acts. I think part of it stems from having a shitty father.
Leslie Jones is a goddamn treasure. “I just wanted to feel beautiful, y’all!”
I learned everything I know about American history from the thousands of westerns my dad used to watch.
Look, it doesn’t matter if the real guy was old and fat. If you cast Rufus Sewell in the role, everyone is going to want to sleep with him.
Micheal Phelps is just hotter than Ryan Lochtes. There, I said it.
I love Cher’s twitter so much. Everytime I read one of her tweets, I think of Kathy Griffin’s story about Cher calling her because her assistant was out and she didn’t know how to order pizza so she wanted Kathy to call and order it for her.
why is it so hard for white people to understand that blackface is off limits? i don’t get it. why do so many people do that???????
1. Take the oil
He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.
I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.
I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”
Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!
Jewel (!) articulated my feelings the best when she said as a feminist she couldn’t endorse everything being said about Coulter, but as someone who hates Coulter she’s digging it. Peyton Manning, who had genuine affection and great delivery for his fellow roasters, didn’t even bother to hide his sneer when delivering…
She lives for this shit. It’s her bread and butter. It would be worse for her if people ignored her.
She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.
Jewel’s response is lovely: