It absolutely should be, but unfortunately in america it’s all “ARGLE BARGLE IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY CAN JUST QUIT AND GET ANOTHER JOB AND IF EVERYBODY DID THAT THE OWNERS WOULD HAVE TO PAY HONESTLY OR ELSE THEY WON’T HAVE ANY STAFF AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT AND YOU MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH YOUR NAGGING YOU STUPID BITCH…

Hi. We did.

well i mean he may say he will ignore the supreme court but the national guard sure won’t

The friendzone just got more complicated.

Diet Coke is quite honestly the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted. If I could prevent one technological advance from happening in human history, I would pick aspartame in a heartbeat.

No wonder their guacamole is so damned lame. Proper guacamole needs a FUCK TON of lime juice, and a similar FUCK TON of cilantro (haters to the left). Also sea salt, finely diced grape tomatoes, and a hefty dose of cumin (powder, not whole seeds).

We all just got charged $2.95 for reading this.

It’s called reproductive abuse. And it’s a form of domestic abuse.

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

Let’s get this out of the way: I think describing him as ‘cute’ is being way too generous.

This one’s my favorite. Note, for all the younger readers out there: This is exactly what the early 2000’s were like

I’m good in bed. I just wanted to say that.

My most embarrassing moment is having never attended prom, or senior ball, or homecoming or any of those damn things. I was never asked out by any guy - even once - in high school, and even though I now know it’s stupid (I could have asked a guy to one of these dances), to this day, nearly 20 years later, I’m so self…

i feel privileged to know where this place is. i used to buy dickies pants at the outlet shop right next door. i've been on that trolley that they met at. i sat through a training video at a ross nearby and quit the same day when i learned i'd have to work overnight shifts

Well, fucking on green concrete, in the middle of the day in Chula Vista IS on my bucket list.

These abstinence-only curricula—and their targeting of prom season—have gone too far.

I've tried them a couple of times, in the 90s, because friends were insisting I should try and persist. Every single time I would get so cranky after a couple of hours, and then realize it was because there was a thong in my butt. I hate them. They're gross. They are ugly. They give you yeast infections. Why bother?…