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So, when is Orbitz in all its weirdly suspended glory coming back?

I had a new coworker I intensely disliked upon first meeting. I couldn’t put my finger on it and felt like a cynical asshole for questioning her sincerity. She popped up on some social network as a friend suggestion, her profile declaring herself a “champion humblebrager.” I didn’t know humblebragging was a thing. Now…

they clearly need too dine upon the flesh of nubile virgins to meet more of their RDAs...

some mothers eat their young.

this valentine's day, satisfy her with a footlong...

all for the animal welfare bit, but i don't think there will be a rash of dwarf polydactyl kittehs (accidentally typo'ed warfare/wellfare in the interest of full dis-disclosure), but seriously, (is that in appropriate comma and parenthesis use??!) buzz kill?