Nice! I just blot my face with $100 bills and tone my skin with the tears of poor people.

So, the blue-haired character in Nicki’s game is actually quite amiable. HOWEVER, there’s a rival rapper with red highlights named Bitta Sweet that is very Azealia Banks-ish. Yes, I’m enjoying my time off work, why do you ask?

I want to high-five the marketers who were like, “let’s put some googly eyes on a piece of fake fur and give it a backstory so we can mark it up 5000%.”

+1 for “Cheap Thrills.” Sia and Sean Paul: you’re rich af. Don’t patronize me.

OK BUT WHO IS PLAYING HER MOBILE GAME THO #hitmeup

Leah Remini is my Person of the Year.

Yeah if you see him when he’s dry, he has a unique wavy coat.

Ravioli must be used to it, because he looks practically blissful compared to my botched attempts (which usually had to do with bad fleas or cat getting into something stanky).

This is the only song of hers I know and now I’m wondering why I never dug into her more. On it.

lol

Hiding the ol’ double chin?

1) I always thought this song was called “Very Special Christmas” because of the charity album series of the same name.

I donated. Thank you.

edited/removed because I figured out wigs

TIL that my perception of what constitutes a lace-front is totally wrong.

Can we start a GoFundMe so this article could buy a hi-res photo?

What? Where?

As often as I have this reaction, we CANNOT let fears like this hold progress back. Letting the terrorists win, etc.

Scheana Schmeana