I met him once and he was as delightful IRL as he is on TV. I hope he is well :(

Or Keep On With The Initial Caps

So excellent. Had never fully gotten into her and after that I listened to her for about a week straight. And now I shall listen some more.

GTFO with your rockist bullshit

No way. What?!

Relationship with feminist gay, with emotionally distant side piece, plz!

MRW I read Jussie’s quote

Please tell me this is not a long haired child sitting behind this fella, and is in fact a GLORIOUS baby mullet.

Oh god, this isn’t going to be another “You Lie/Sit Down Boy” moment, is it?

All I could think of just now was this:

Hooray! The Palins stay in the spotlight on account of a man writing an academic paper speculating about their bodies. Team nobody. Shame on Jezebel for republishing this... from BUSINESS INSIDER of all places.

I can definitely see this translated into a tearjerking ballad about hardscrabble Appalachian life.

Co-sign. That is... incredible. And this is my go-to Feelings song during lady times.

Where white people meet: UTAH.

First of all, thank you for the FNL pro tip.

Don’t be silly. He grew that beard to confuse me sexually.

In which I listened to The Mystery Show theme song over and over again

BURN THE WITCH

Poor Nick Cannon. “Chris Brown wasn’t available, sooooo...”