Um, yeah. Her Backup Husband was married to me.

The strongest of the GBs? No, but only by a bit. These books are smart, fun, and devilishly clever. I agree that Locke's pining gets a tiny bit whiny, but it barely detracted from the box within a box within a box fun. Along with Sorkin-esque, I'd include Ocean's 11 and Firefly, both of which combine wit and reluctant…

Meh. The all-guest Star Wars wedding of Japanese nationals was much more fun. And they didn't need a press release.

She can also divorce herself there.

Yes...And even Clive Owen seemed exhausted by it all. Also, what's up with the overwhelming techno? This first episode seemed a muddled mess.

Hey, now, back off of Minnesota — where blue eyes and brawny guys are hardly unique.

• Highlanders are the L.L. Bean boyfriend for women who don't care about Vermont.

Earth girls are easy.

There's a guy who's been shooting these off at dawn and dusk at Burning Man for years...

Sorry, but those horns are awful. Much better/more amusing to be found on Etsy.