I was. It’s a rosegold square-faced Hamilton that I still wear :)

While on mushrooms I fell over when someone asked me the time and I tried to look at my watch.

#Teamfourthguy

Maybe she is a shitty mom for a kid with special needs. Maybe she did the right thing, no matter how horrible it seems to us. Maybe she realized she just fucking can’t and rather than fuck him up or become abusive she loved him enough to know she wasn’t enough. She looks like she’s built for blow-outs and sunsets…

This happens to me. All. The. Time. I also call it the “lemme speak to the manager” haircut. With me it happens for the opposite reason. I’m middle aged and young stylists can’t seem to imagine me in anything but.

You had me until ““soft” pet issues like childcare or reading or hunger.” These aren’t soft issues, 20% of all children in America live below the poverty line, which is $17k for a family of 2. Similarly 1 in 4 kids grow up not knowing how to read. 85% of all juveniles who interface with the justice system are…

While 8 months pregnant with my second child I was waiting tables at t place that had outdoor seating. Since the three rich assholes who were malingering at the last able, were not paying their check nor ordering anything else, they decided to smoke disgusting cheap cigars. Asked repeatedly to put them out, they…

I watched in horror as a 19 year old dish dog tried to empty the hot fryer but misjudged and the hot oil filled up his gloves. He turned and submerged them in the full dish. What happened next has a scientific explination that I cannot offer. When the hot oil met the cold water the gloves fucking EXPLODED. The only…

Weak. Why would Jezebel post a chart that uses a pejorative term to describe developmentally delayed people?

Neither “van” nor “life.” Discuss.

I don’t care. Tim Gunn is back on my TV and he is exactly what I need in this time of uncertainty.

The girls are required to bring their dresses in on a specific night and line up to be scrutinized by faculty members including him. Each girl had to have her dress approved by the members of the faculty and staff. As far as I know this is still SOP at NMH, where this happened.

I almost got into a fight over this at the tailors. Some douchebag in front of me was staff at a local boarding school and was going on about how the girls at his school needed to bring in their dresses to be approved becasue you just wouldn’t believe what young girls concinder okay to wear.....He took a breath to…

I cheated on an exboyfriend and it was very anxiety-producing. Maybe it is just becasue I have a conscience and all of my justification could not cover up the fact that I was being a lying shit.

It’s like they hate happiness.

Yes.

Look, a whole story about hating something that every body loves to be snarky about. Again. How dare we not give shit about your stupid opinion when choosing comfy shoes.

There were plenty of women around during WWI, all volunteers.  Nurses and medics, VAD and British WAACs, Canadian Army Medical corps, Russia had women’s bataalions, and about 20,000 American nurses.

He would have assaulted her no matter what she said or didn’t say.

So what? Did you know that Hiltler’s nephew fought against the Nazis? It doesn’t mean that Hitler wasn’t a Nazi.