To me, and this is just speculation, it did sound like the text he got was from someone pranking him by pretending to be Wu, with no understanding of what that actually meant or the real-world consequences it had.

Scarier than Jace himself, imo, is the crowd of channers who clearly find him funny enough to encourage him. He's unstable, but the people who egg him on are EVIL.

Bell writes that he felt like a dog being punished—except he's ass grown man standing 6'4" and 250 lbs. The waitress assumed, because he was black and his wife and friends were white, that he was either begging for change or trying to sell random wares to strangers inside Elmwood.

rambo w a woman? would watch.

What's going on?!! I'll tell you what's going on! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from their graves! Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats, Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

Told her, "I have a place I would like to take you where I hung your grandpa."

I actually did have to reread that sentence. Wow... Just wow.

Oh, I've got another! One time, I heard Bill Clinton would be up in San Francisco signing his memoir and even though it was hours away and would be a whole thing, goddamnit, I wanted my book signed by Bill Clinton.

Who WASN'T an enemy of Courtney is the 90s?

This is the best story I got:

Ugh. Maybe I'm just hormonal today or something but your story makes me want to cry. That would definitely be my favorite, too.

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

As someone about to start disability leave because i am SUICIDAL I say fuck this fucking guy.

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHIT???

Ooh, can you do sulfates next? And I have heard some claims against disodium EDTA.

THIS. Especially for us with larger busts, when you find the right fit and support, you stick to it. The tops we wear are purchased to fit the bra, not the other way arround. Because it's hard as all get out to find a good bra for us, much less several in different styles, you get what you get and are grateful for it.…