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We bought a bio-locking safe for the gun I keep for home defense. It can only be opened with my fingerprint. Hopefully, my kid will never even see the safe. But if she does, I'm going to tell her that it's a trap for the souls of little children to be transported to the Containment Unit, where they don't get any toys

Dolls are creepy, but something about this is really endearing.

The pressures that mascot characters are under to retain a paying gig are horrendous.

I am so sorry. My apologies!!

"We'll teach the students to stone people, like in The Bible! It's educational! It's historical! It's a skill they can use in the future!"

Healthy weight loss is far too slow for a tv show.

This is disgusting and horrible. Is it okay that, in addition to judging the show, I am judging the contestant who didn't visit his kid in the ICU because he didn't want to get kicked off the show? Because, ew.

I'm sure all of their protestations about why they were convinced this standard blonde white guy was bisexual has nothing to do with the fact that they find this standard blonde white guy hot and get all turned on thinking about him having the hot man-on-man sexing. It's about what they find arousing.

Intruders pelted with cans by students: 0

I see a lot of slash fans saying this, but I have to say I have some problems buying it in some cases.

I know people who write fic about Korean pop singers. One got married recently, and the entire fandom melted down, all his fansites closed, there were petitions to kick him out of the group, because they were so mad that he had "ruined" their fantasy of him dating another dude in the group. His wife similarly got a

The Johnlock shippers on Tumblr (full disclosure, I'm inclined to think that is endgame, but if I'm wrong I'm going to be upset) all lost their shit a few weeks ago when someone pointed out that it was kind of creepy how obsessed they were with a fictional m/m ship while most of them were uncomfortable around IRL

Another thing about yaoi: a lot of Western yaoi fans don't seem to understand that yoai is yaoi, and not reality. They will use terms like "uke" to describe real people. The actual gay community in Japan has their own slang, and none of it is yaoi terms. So it's actually really, really offensive when you use yaoi

Whatever fantasy people choose to get off to, I really don't care.

OK, this seems like a good place to discuss my problem with the intersex Loki thing that seems to be *really* popular, especially in NSFW sort of fics. I told a friend about it and he thought it sounded kind of diverse and hot, but there's just something about it that bothers me.