Well, look at it this way. His delusion allows him to feel like HE’S the one being victimized by the Sandy Hook shooting - since it was “fake” in order for the government to “take his guns”.

There’s an intense need on the part of some pretty unpersecuted people to feel persecuted.

You couldn’t be more wrong. Gun manufacturers make outstanding products that function virtually flawlessly with hardly any malfunctions. They haven’t lied about what their products do, or what they are for. People don’t get killed because guns malfunctioned in any way. A gun is a tool to kill, it should never be…

I’m also one of those nine percent. Throughout the past few months, I have flip-flopped and waffled all over the damn place. I think it’s okay to say that these are simply two solid yet deeply flawed candidates. Neither of them are revolutionaries, and neither of them are monsters. They’re just, well, politicians.

No kidding! I don’t know how young people today live with the pressure of having to make everything such a big goddamned deal. That’s not old guy sarcasm; I’m sincere about it.

or when you end up with a prairie dogging tampon situation but you have no additional supplies

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?

Yeah, stupid Hillary with her research and planning and policy and basically knowing all of her shit. It’s almost like there’s a ephemeral reason why she needs to always come off prepared and not wing it like the rest of the people in the election.

They are excoriating him for it because he demonstrated that he lacked basic knowledge on a topic he talks about constantly. He isn’t wrong about how the system is fucked, but it is a problem that he has zero interest in figuring out how to fix it beyond giving speeches. I like the guy, but this is a serious flaw of…

We know about 1/3 people on this planet are from India and China, have you considered their opinion before you decide the world’s stand on this?

When did I say it should be law? It’s not the law. Even in Japan anybody is free to be tattooed as much as they like but they do so under the understanding that it can close certain doors to them. IMVHO, western countries should function in exactly the same way. If you live in London or New York and insist on getting…

I very much doubt that people getting them these days in North America and Europe are doing so for any kind of medicinal purpose.

That probably also comes from a lot of racist stereotype characters of supposed Asian people in culture. Charlie Chan with his “Confucius say ...” schtick.

You can get “Irish proverb” tea towels wisdoms that usually say things about the road rising up to ye. And words like thusly. Written in a mystic enducing curly font and surrounded by 4 leaf clovers. Oooo my heart is in the mist.

Saw the author was HamNo, assumed the answer was to watch society crumble around you, then use those crumbles as a sweet topping.

(Disclaimer: I work at a flooring store. And I’m posting from work.)

Is anybody actually afraid of clowns?

So there I was sitting in traffic wondering whether to get an abortion or get a manicure. Then I saw this license plate. Totally changed my mind. Thanks, judgy plate. My nails look great now.

I demand that everybody stop having children altogether. Children are gross.

Stephen Fry delicately explaining the kiss cam reminded me too much of my 75 year old Baptist gym teacher trying to explain sex in health class.

Impossible. My relationship with Netflix has never been stronger.