Every time I read something like this I feel more blessed I got married in 2002, when the number of people telling me about ways to spend money for my special daaaaay was slightly less overwhelming.

My dad used to take us to his girlfriend’s so she could babysit us while he and his buddies were up at the Indian settlement cheating on their wives and girlfriends. I STILL expect to have someone from Tama who's my age walk into my office at some point and go "so, you know..."

Where’s that loafing layabout Encyclopedia Brown when you need him?

Thank you, Madeleine.

C’mon guys, cut her some slack. Do you know how much traveling you have to do to find enough dalmatians to make into a coat?

There was a distinct lack of preschoolers to trick, so she wasn't interested.

90% he did it. It’s too much of a leap to believe Jay just made everything up. Or that Jay did it and pinned it on Adnan and Adnan just happened to lend Jay his car and phone that day (Adnan’s idea)... and hang out with him all day. What’s Jay’s motive anyways? It’s not that complicated of a case if you aren’t blinded…

More snow then, please

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Dear Popular Mechanics,

#whocares #silverlivesdontmatter

I mean sure-we all get a little upset when down graded. I get that it’s really hard for her to be moved from the best seat to the second best. But it IS hard to sympathize with her as when I’m downgraded from MY seat, I have to hang on to the wing, screaming, like some sort of nightmare at 20 thousand feet.

Old White Response:

Not doing it for you, either?

all i can think is activia

All it takes to be a “journalist” is to write a story. Seriously, those are the only qualifications. Journalists have been interviewing dangerous men for years. Here is 60 Minutes interviewing Manuel Noriega prior to his capture by US authorities after he has been charged with drug trafficking -

I don’t really understand why people are so angry at Sean Penn. Is it because he has more ability to track down a drug kingpin than apparently the country of Mexico? The interview was bad and pretentious. But I don’t understand why people are so upset. Are they this upset when Ed Bradley goes to talk to Putin or…

Don’t repeat corporate propaganda without Googling first. Liebeck originally asked for $20k to cover medical expenses (her 3rd degree burns required skin grafts) and loss of income. When McDonalds refused to settle they went to trial. The jury was so horrified by the willful and gross negligence that they awarded her…

Not to waylay the point however, the case of the coffee is a lot different than you think it was. That coffee case involved 3rd burns in the groin and thigh area from the coffee being far too hot, skin grafts and on top of that, she was the passenger in a car that was parked when she spilled it. The family just wanted…

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.