I think it would have been really hard for them to keep touring AND run the government in Washington DC.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

Before I read the headline I thought they were remaking Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I honestly got evil child catcher rather than Michael Jackson from that picture.

“Ernest Ruins Everything”

He looks like Ernest in this picture.

Hey ladies

I believe Patton Oswalt already explained the real reason for the hospital stay:

I may not agree with Vicente Fox on everything politically, but I got to see him speak in June and he had a lot of great things to say about treating our international neighbors with humanity and not demonizing other human beings for political gain. While these seem like basic things to do as a decent human being,…

I hope Mike Allen, Chuck Todd, and Megyn Kelly have to share a duplex in hell for the sins they have committed. Edward Murrow is their landlord and he is not lenient!

Just like Walgreens: “Oh we could donate a few million to charities but don’t you feel good that we gave you this opportunity of adding a dollar to your purchase?”

I agree. I also think there is no one that could’ve beaten Trump. Everyone underestimated the power of racism and small mindedness.

So the apocalypse is going to come about because of the unchecked power of scientists? Seems unlikely right now.

We didn’t deserve the Obama’s.

Frankly, I wouldn’t blame Clinton (or Obama) one bit if they just flipped us off and went and lived the rest of their lives in peace and luxury.

I feel so bad for Barack. 8 years of this shit and he thought he’d probably get to take a vacation. Spend some time with the fam and then ease back into some interesting work. Instead he going to have to stick around do what he can and keep being POTUS for the rest of us. I wouldn’t blame him one bit if he moved to…

Somewhere Alex Jones is beating off into a tinfoil hat.

So to say that Brooklyn basically is as expensive as Manhattan, as the article claims, isn’t exactly true.

Terrible, yes, but I’d vote for “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” After five golden rings, it’s made its point.

I wish I could say that I didn’t see this coming. There is a rot in this country and I am not sure what it will take to get rid of it. That we have elected an individual who actively harness the power of conspiracy theory to pursue his agenda (which goes much beyond the “political” given his deeply rooted…

Deprogramming cult members require psychologists and social workers. Deprogramming a society requires civil war.