Yes, and yes. Alot of manufacturers are switching to plastic oil pans these days. VW started this a couple generations ago. 

No, that is not at all likely. I have soda cans and loose hay in the bed of my truck and the cans definitely roll around, but nothing really flies out besides any of the loose hay that catches air. up against the cab is typically the best place if you’re worried, and you can use tie downs that most trucks have to keep…

The CC R line is a great ride for a Fortunate Son who was Born on the Bayou.

But how are you supposed to convince everyone that you totally don’t have a small penis in that old pickup?

Some people were so rich that they could afford Leonardo da Vinci to decorate their lunch rooms.

But...that’s an Impala, not a Caprice!

Depends upon what you mean by “pick up.” Check for a pulse first.

we’ll refrain from including it here until it has been verified by a reputable source.

Harley Davidson CEO. Do nothing, wait five years, collect golden parachute, pass the poison chalice to the next person. Actually, that is most CEOs, but HD in particular is just marking time until the brand collapses and they can blame the demographic for not spending more on them.

Could even be the same guy that designs the Wrangler every decade.

Obvious answer is obvious. Porsche 911 designer.

I heard an ad for truck drivers today claiming “become part of our family” Bullsh!t. Families look out for each other.

Americans love to talk Democracy until 99% of the workers in a place organise a Union.

I don’t know who I heard say it, but they said it best, “Employers love to talk supply and demand until it comes to labor.”

Even without those possible factors, turning a 17-year-old boy loose on the streets with a Lamborghini is tempting fate, an argument that is doubtless going to come up in a civil suit quite separate from the criminal trial.

Can I pick where and when? If so, I’d like to pick my ex-wife’s Kia in mid-july of 1998 at 80 mph on I-70 at 1pm in the middle of Missouri a few seconds after she pulled back in in front a Peterbilt.

Since someone already mentioned the stupid Murano Cross-Cabriolet, I’ll go with the Ford Excursion:

Sounds like another case of Afluenza.

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

Dog update: 1 year-old golden doodle “Chewy” treated for minor injuries, doing well.