He said in the beginning it was his first time having raw sushi, which I can believe, since I have friends who are very phobic of raw anything. They’ll eat sushi, but only if it’s been cooked first, which on one hand, kind of defeats the purpose in my book, but on the other hand, means they don’t get pissy when I’m…

I don’t know why that video upset you so much, unless you were joking. Sushi is kind of a weird thing for people who’ve never had it and aren’t amazingly adventurous eaters. I think it’s great that he tried it, and seemed to enjoy the experience even if he didn’t exactly like most of it. Go him for trying a new thing!…

One would hope that since she now knows she leans towards super crazy after giving birth, if she decided to have children again they would either be step-children, or that she would make sure she had a proper mental health provider in place to help her throughout her pregnancy and get her on meds after if she began…

I’d go for both, leaning more heavily towards “shitty therapist.” I remember on LoveLine that anyone who called in with a sexual problem was automatically a survivor of childhood sexual abuse, and when they would insist that they really weren’t, he would insist they were and they just couldn’t remember it. As if his…

And this is why he is such a good doctor. For realz.

Michigan is surprisingly beautiful once you get up north. We have really lush forested areas, beautiful shores, really nice people, and delicious cherries. Why wouldn’t anyone want a vacation home here?

Is it sexy time? I would totally wear that for sexy time. That’s the only time I’d wear that, though.

I won’t date a pothead because I used to be a pothead. It would be like a recovering alcoholic dating an alcoholic. NOOOOOOPE! All the nope. (In the voice of Lana, because no one ‘Nope!’s like she does.)

Maybe he told them he punched the sister to get the gun away from her? Pretty sure the asshat wasn’t thinking clearly, if he even had that ability ever.

Good. He should feel pain. It’s not bad enough he did something incredibly stupid that resulted in the death of a child, he then physically abused another child and tried to foist the blame on her. Let him feel pain. Let him feel pain, and guilt, and self-revulsion until the end of his days. Let him live a long, long…

Wait - there’s a website for that kind of thing? No, stop. I just realized I probably don’t want to know. Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.

Why is the word “friend” not in quotations for this article? This is not a friend, this is a “friend.” This kind of “friend” is the kind that would be a lot better after a strong case of death.

I found an Atheist Passover Haggadah! Thanks, Google!

LMAO!! “A war on the spirit.” Are they joking? Methinks these young protest too much about stupid shit. Where are the protests about rape, homelessness, child and sex slavery, the destruction of the planet? Those are actual wars on the spirit. This is just a bit of an eyesore piece of art. An eyesore piece of art,…

So wait - $199 is the sale price for the Voyage?

So wait - $199 is the sale price for the Voyage?

If you live in the Detroit Metro, I can recommend a woman who specializes in PTSD as the result of sexual trauma. She’s been such an incredible support for me. I found her through my physician. I had to go through a lot of therapists before I found her; prior to her, I had an amazing therapist while I lived overseas…

“Go through some real shit and tell me if that’s something you want to commemorate on your flesh.”

Toe shoes are the shoes that ballerinas dance in. They have a wooden toe box that is flat at the base to provide a slightly more stable balancing surface. Dancers stuff the box with cotton to ease the pain. When you see pictures of dancers on their toes in pink silk slippers that are laced up their ankles? Those are…

Very possibly. I honestly have no clue.

That dress she’s wearing laying over the steps? I thought the clasp? fold of fabric? was a silver hand skeleton. There’s no way I’m right though, right? Surely no dress she’d be wearing for that book would be that freakishly awesome, right?