I'm pretty sure an was abortion planned, but she ended up having a miscarriage before the date.

In regards to #1: it's my opinion that these people might be your friends in a great many regards, but in this regard they are not. To my way of thinking, when Friend A is interested in Friend B and Friend B declines, Friend A backs the heck off. Should Friend A recruit another friend (or in this case it sounds like a…

LOL, so true!

The McD's across the street from the DC nightclub I used to work at got busted for putting coke on the fries.

I'm sure it was an accident. Like the random person who put a block of hash (seriously, a BLOCK of hash) into our trick-or-treat bags that one Halloween. That poor stoner was probably tearing the house apart later that evening wondering where in Hades their stash went. Stoners, man. Gotta watch out for 'em. :-P

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Duh she was tired! She only spent all day being awesome!

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I would hire myself out as a celebrity BFF. "Don't want to walk the carpet with your now ex-beau? Not in the mood for the mindless prattle of your gossiping Hollywood friends? Invite me to walk the carpet behind you! I'll dress in designer black, stay out of your photos, help hide that wine stain with sharpie in the…

Really? Meteorologists take an oath to protect life and property? If that's true, that is the awesome random fact of the evening, quite possibly the week!

I agree except on one minor point: I think he is cooler than any of the previous popes in modern memory. He does seem more willing than previous popes in any generation still living to extend olive branches and mix with the common masses. Does that make him "cool"? No, for all the reasons you stated. But "cooler"…

"The divine truth is out there, everyone."

Yeah, opera is pretty much the mouthier cousin to ballet.

Also, if you want to hear some opera in a really unexpected way, youtube Nightwish. It's a European Opera-Metal band. They are friggin amazing on pretty much every level, imho.

It is more common than people would imagine. There are a great many more trained opera singers than professional full-time opera gigs, especially if you don't want to leave home. In the Detroit-Metro/Ann Arbor area alone, I know of at least one "dinner and opera" group that is comprised of professionals by day, opera…

Eff you, I have chocolate milk coming out my nose!

Why did she refuse to sing? Are we certain she was an opera singer? And not just in the shower?

No, there isn't. There is barely enough work for opera singers in Detroit, and we have a friggin opera house here! Maybe during tourist season? I bet opera is his hobby-job and his joby-job is super dull.

I think I could like the opera singer- but only if every time he opened his mouth only opera came out. I really love opera. The moment he began to talk about his "church for all [likely Christian-only] faiths" I'd be forced to start singing my own arias. On the plus side, he's from Holland, MI! Pretty tulips in…

When have you ever known Paris Hilton to go anywhere without her yappy elephant tampon?