Fill the waterbed with cheap vodka. It’ll never freeze, and all you need to start the party is a few straws. 

Tree-fiddy.

Fortunately that Taurus sets a pretty low bar for fuel economy around town. So I focused on space and all-weather capability in a modern vehicle that shouldn’t leave him standing by the side of the road cursing his bad fortune.

I have a soft spot for these cars. Brown paint with a plaid interior is objectively the best combination for an Eagle. NP as long as you don’t find a bunch of extra crispy metal on the underside.

I feel really bad about laughing at this because I work in a hospital. You get used to seeing the same patients come back every few months to have another chunk of their foot or leg amputated. 

Here’s another one. A couple of high school students got shot by some asshole for the crime of mistaking his car for theirs. I don’t see this moving the needle though since America has already decided that children being slaughtered in their classrooms is a worthy trade off for their bang bang binkys.

IIRC Mitsubishi had moved the Eclipse to the Gallant platform for this generation. That basically makes this a big floppy convertible sedan, kind of like the Solara or Sebring convertible. I don’t think the stick can overcome such meh underpinnings. That said, someone who just wants a sporty looking droptop will…

I call this a begrudging nice price. The value is correct for the market, but buying limited production models like these and never driving them makes me sad.

The very low miles puts the value through the roof. I think it’s stupid to buy a car like this and drive it less than 1,000 miles a year, but collectors pitch tents every time a one of these garage queens hits the market. Nice price.

There’s too much deferred maintenance here to ask $7,500.

I wonder what impact this could have on insurance premiums, since the IIHS exists specifically to help the industry gauge injury payout risks from vehicles. If a driver’s insurance is required to cover medical bills for a cyclist or pedestrian hit by their policy holder the total cost can easily go into 6 figures. 

They need to coat the exterior of the device with adhesive. Hear me out- The perp tries to take the device off his car. Now his hand is stuck to it. Then he tries to pull it off with his other hand. Both hands are stuck. In desperation, he lies down and tries to push the thing away with his feet. He’s now basically…

No dice. It’s great that this honest and simple truck has survived, but the rust and what I’m sure the seller will call “patina” are reminders that it has been used like a pair of work boots for 34 years. Does anyone really believe that it has only 50,000 miles? 

They may not even be out of the legislature for long, as the cities they represent can appoint whoever they choose to fill those seats. Pearson and Jones should both be eligible for that. I can’t think of a better way to tell these racist fucks to eat shit than to put Pearson and Jones back in the seats they earned. 

A rust free Fiat 124 is a NP until proven otherwise. Even if this one has rust repairs done in its past, I can’t argue with what you get for a mere $6,500. 

Good suggestion. If he already likes the Golf, then the Alltrack is just more Golf to love. He should also look at the Atreon, since he could easily get a new one for well under budget. It’s like the Stinger in that it drives premium but looks very understated.

My freshman dorm wasn’t terrible, but it was naturally the oldest dorm on campus since freshmen haven’t earned shit. I had just graduated from a military high school that used old barracks for us to sleep in so going to another old and spartan building didn’t bother me. The only really bad part was the bunk beds. They…

Narrowly a ND for me. It’s a very nice example of the cilantro generation Camaro (love it or hate it), but the mods will turn a lot of buyers off. It wouldn’t surprise me at all though if the seller gets what they want for it. 

They also claimed the weapon had been “secured” in their home and that they have “always been committed to responsible gun ownership and keeping firearms out of the reach of children.”