Good ol’ Paul Walker. The guy who looked at Leonardo DiCaprio’s partners and said “Ew, what’s with all the grannies?”

I think the price is high for the mileage, base spec, and general wear and tear on this particular car. It wouldn’t surprise me if a BMW aficionado paid the full price because they just have to have it. Still a ND in my opinion.  

You can separate the art from the artist once the artist is dead.

Bologna will supposedly take the finish right off a car if you leave a slice in place overnight. Even if it doesn’t, the raccoons and opossums scrambling on to the car to eat the bologna will leave a lot of scratches behind. 

Yikes, that was a hell of a hit you took. I’m just glad you came out of it mostly ok. Whatever part of the truck hit your car came dangerously close to crushing your hip (if you were in the car).

This is realistically what, a $20,000 truck? The Tonka novelty can’t add more than a few grand at this point in its life. My nostalgia for the trucks I used to play with can’t go that far. Massive ND.

It’s cheap and clean enough for me to say NP. I definitely would not use it as a daily due to maintenance cost, but as a weekend cruiser you could do much worse in this price range.

Nice price for the fond memory of Kelly giving a Bundy Beatdown to the girl who ripped off her Bundy Bounce.

“They have to use explosives because you can’t break steel beams any other way. This proves 9/11 was an inside job!”

I’ll bet that fuckwad bitches endlessly about gas prices too, while getting 10mpg because he stuck a bunch of sails on his Jeep. 

You know what? I’m good with seeing pictures of the Titanic. Send the ROVs down to the dead-in-a-millisecond depths and project the images on a big screen. I’ll pretend that the wreck is 5 feet in front of me from 12,000 feet above it.

I think it’s hideous, but it is genuinely a rare car and the Andretti signature on the dash means a lot to people. Probably a nice price for a collector.

The rule of SEP is there for a reason. I guarantee that by the time you have dumped enough money into this truck to get it back on the road you would have come out ahead by paying more up front for something that is already complete. 

You think they still have an IT department? That would cut into the Herb’s 4 martinis and an escort lunch budget. 

This is a layup for someone who wants a sunshine cruiser. I’d be looking for a hardtop with the LT motor, but not everybody cares about getting the most power per dollar. Not that this Corvette will be slow by any reasonable definition. 

Why waste valuable space on decadent toilet when ship is already in water? Make deuce over side of ship, comrade!

I wasn’t ready for a review of a 2009 car to be called “Retro”…

Greedy idiots. He was actually willing to pay their BS ticket, but then they decided to see how much more they could shake out of his pockets.

Seconded on a 3 hatchback, but I’m biased because I have one. Otherwise I’d say luxury is relative. A Camry or Accord with heated leather seats should feel pretty damn luxurious to a high schooler’s keister. More importantly it shouldn’t leave him stuck on the shoulder waiting for the tow truck. 

I have it on good authority that DEI is the cause of most bridge collapses. It often involves a boat carrying a cargo of wokeness.