I don’t know what Kid Rock’s fans would do if Skoal started partnering with trans influencers.

His lawyer worries about a circus atmosphere in the court room when we all know this motherfucker would be riding to court on the back of a MAGA-adorned elephant if the Secret Service let him.

They’ll be cheap to keep running and almost impossible to make nice. I think the seller needs to peel that 1 off the asking price in order to sell them. 

The Turbo starts around $35k, but you can get AWD with the NA model for a couple thousand more that the Impreza RS. The Impreza’s big advantage is having cheaper versions with AWD while the Mazda3 starts with it at $32k. 

I think the closest competitor to the version you drove is the Mazda3 hatch with AWD. It looks like the wagon-esque body of the Impreza should give you a little more cargo space than the Mazda’s more sloped hatchback body. The engines are similar in output. The Mazda uses geared transmissions, though I don’t think you…

First time I saw a Grand Wagoneer in the wild was at the Costco gas station. The dude gave it a Camry dent trying to get close to the pump so he could reach the hose to the fuel filler on the other side of the thing. It was beautiful. 

That’s a lot of money for a skid mark.

Oh damn, if Lil’ Meatball manages to make himself a fugitive from justice while failing to cover for Cheeto’s crimes the 2024 election will get very interesting. They’d both basically be confined to red states with MAGA governors who won’t hand them over. Good luck campaigning in swing states like PA, AZ, MI, or WI…

I think Lawrence has the best answer here if we assume Bernie wants to haul stuff that is best left in an open bed. Getting a new Santa Cruz with Hyundai’s generous warranty is a good value at $31k. I’d personally go for the E-Tron and invest in a good cargo liner, but Bernie is only going to have 1 vehicle. I can…

We need to teach AVs to stereotype drivers based on their vehicle. You know a blacked out Charger driving at 2:00am is looking for a place to do donuts, and that a Nissan Altima could swerve across 4 lanes of traffic at any given exit ramp.

Nice price if you want a quirky little runabout to fill out your fleet of cars. It will be the cheapest one of the bunch by far, which means more money to spend on your more problematic enthusiast vehicles.

The Antiguan government should have the yacht spend a week in a US shipyard for “seaworthiness repairs” before sending out to the winner. Leave one bug that is pretty easy to find, another that is not so easy to find, and then enjoy the show as the FSB disassembles the boat screw by screw looking for the rest of the…

Do they keep bottles of oil in the drink carts? Not that dousing the evacuation slide in something flammable is the best idea I’ve ever had…

Easy solution: Replace the walkway to board the aircraft with a slide that starts from the roof of the terminal. Now you can go wheeeee and still take off on time. 

I’d have said NP if not for the headliner. Those stains are all over it, and that makes me think either the sunroof leak went untreated for years or that there is more going on than just the sunroof.

Very well said. If nothing else, she should get an opinion from an independent transmission shop. I had a Ford dealership tell me my leaking transmission was overheating and needed to be replaced. I took it to an independent shop, and he replaced the axle seals. The leaking stopped and the transmission never failed.

IMO, it doesn’t make sense to buy more than what you need right now because you think you might need it in 3-5 years. If you were house hunting I’d say you should buy something that can accommodate a small family both for space and proximity to child care stuff. Houses are expensive and cumbersome to purchase and…

I like it a lot, but I worry that the value is going to plummet in the near future due to the miles and lack of a blower. No dice for me. Hats off to the prior owner(s) though for actually driving the bloody car instead sealing it up like an original copy of the Constitution.

It’s not a huge gamble at $11,000. You’ll obviously have expensive repairs to look forward to, but this one looks like it has been well cared for. NP. 

True. Twitter is how we throw shit at each other now.