Sadly, I would never be able to do this job because I would absolutely keep the windows down and blast Raining Blood the whole time.

Grognard II was much better received by critics that than the subsequent Live Free or Grognard and A Good Day to Grognard.

The 3rd and 4th gen jets have had such absurdly long service lives that it’s easy to forget about the early days when many of these aircraft went from the frontline to the reserves (or the scrapper) in less than a decade.

Nice price for the car Michael Scott would eventually have driven to the office if not for that move to Colorado.

It’s a pretty terrible use of their money, kind of like a guy complaining that his rent is too high in between snorting rails.

It definitely looks like a dent to me. Not that the lack of said dent would have tipped me towards a NP vote. 

I was looking for a reason to NP this car. Unfortunately, the 256,000 miles plus whatever was added after the odometer failed and beat up body make it impossible for me to give it a thumbs up. 

Perfect solution. When it’s time to go to work, you press the button and your apartment lowers you to the ground.

I stumbled across this while looking at other nicely equipped stick shift sedans. I had no idea you could get the Regal GS with a stick. I’m guessing they didn’t sell many of them configured this way. I looks like a solid option for something that isn’t technically a luxury car, but is still a hell of a lot more…

Awful. The fenders look like the cheap flares with fake rivets that rednecks slap on their trucks. No dice. 

Carvana will blame market pressures and evil gubament overreach for their financial woes, but I keep thinking that maybe those stupid giant vending machines that dispense cars weren’t the best use of their money.

That’s the guy she fucked? Well no wonder she got an STD. She probably needed treatment for lice too. 

Give it a cosmetic restoration and charge people to sit inside Elvis’s private jet. Never mind that he barely used it before dying on the shitter the next year. 

None of this surprises me. The GOP is the official party of a man who walks from one side of the house to the other to subtly hand the baby to his wife as soon as he realizes the baby needs to be changed.

It’s a clean and luxurious wagon, so that’s good. The seller is a dealer posting as a private owner, so that’s bad. NP if it gets a clean bill of health from a mechanic who works on fancy pants German cars. The usual caveat that you will be paying in maintenance much of what you saved in depreciation applies. 

Interesting, I thought these cars all came with wool upholstery. Though I’d imagine Toyota doesn’t mind doing a custom job or two for a very expensive car that they only sell to select customers.

I knew this was a no dice from the title and price alone. The amazing thing about this truck is that the more you learn about it, the worse it gets. Rock peppering on the front? Check. Prior owner blew up the original engine? Check. High mileage? Yes sir!

This impasse hasn’t hurt the country so far since the only things the House GOP were planning to do this term was reject everything coming from Biden, write bills that will be laughed out of the Senate, and launch investigations into Hunter Biden’s dick pics. In fact it may be a net positive as long as it doesn’t drag…

This story sure went from heartwarming to dark in a hurry. I can’t think of many others that started as “Family beats the odds to survive” and turned into attempted familicide. 

Buy it, wrap it, and peel the wrap off in the event that Lipsitz actually does become famous. At worst you’ve scored a cool car for a bargain. At best you will make some serious money when an insufferable art collector decides that they must have something from before Lipsitz “sold out and went mainstream”.