Camo-pattern leather.

The mismatch between the exterior and interior is hard to accept. It’s like walking up to a bar that has biker shit all over the windows and exterior speakers blaring out Motörhead, but once you step inside you find a bunch of guys cosplaying as Robert McNamara quietly sipping glasses of lukewarm water. No dice.

That’s because after several days with the car you learn to drive it less like a car and more like a van or a small bus. You make small, slow movements to stay safe, and you ask for the forgiveness of other drivers as you navigate narrow streets.

My guess is that the inertia of “But that never happens here!” is really difficult to overcome. Never mind that the whole-ass state froze over last year.  

It is a nice price if it is as mechanically sound as the ad suggests, but I strongly suspect a test drive will reveal all kinds of parts that are well past due for replacement. Cars don’t get better or even stay the same after you park them for a few years. No dice. 

Much appreciated Rob! Thanks to you, I often get to start my day with a tall glass of Haterade. 

If generic store brand regular-ass eggs are going for 50 cents each, I might finally be able to talk my wife into that chicken coop. 

Good catch on the plate and (lack of) tags. I thought the price was high but not super crazy for a lower production car with a dedicated following, but the owner spending their registration money on donks makes it radioactive to me. 

Santos’ office has provided further clarification on a few other concerns: The glasses are from a Halloween costume, he’s actually 4 feet tall but standing on milk crates, and that’s not him in the painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware.

“If you replay the tape, you can clearly hear that I was describing myself as ‘Jew-esque’ and not Jewish.”

This is a clean manual wagon with a wonderful turbo inline 6… and it currently sits at 92% No Dice. Seller, do you have any idea how badly you have to overprice a clean turbo manual wagon for 92% of the people on this site to give it a hard pass?

“Show the kit, you lazy shit” needs to be the official NP/ND catchphrase whenever someone sells a car with less or lesser stuff than what you see in the photos.

Good news. Randos irresponsibly breeding endangered animals for use in tourist traps is not fucking conservation. 

To the extent that nobody knows if her husband even was murdered, yes. 

You can’t go wrong with this one. When it runs, you can cruise through town feeling like royalty without the generational guilt of wealth made through colonialism. When it doesn’t run, that interior is a damn fine place to relax while you try to figure out what the hell has gone wrong with it this time.

I’ll admit there are more choices in the 3 row luxury hybrid SUV that can tow 5,000 pounds without getting into 6 figures than I had expected. It’s still a lot more fun when they choose someone who isn’t so restricted with what they are looking for. You can’t even get in a JDM manual wagon with these criteria. 

I know you probably get a ton of inquiries like this, but “I want a luxury SUV! What luxury SUV should I buy?” is getting a little stale. It’s hard to have fun with it when you can count the viable choices on one hand. 

I am very glad that I bought my car in August 2020 before the used market exploded. If I had waited another 6 months, I’d probably still be driving my old car. It was a Camry so lasting a few more years wasn’t a concern, but it was 17 years old and I was ready for something newer. Also hatchback > sedan for a family…

Seems like a reasonable enough price for some V8 fun in this market. I wouldn’t daily it with California’s gas prices, but it would make a nice change of pace car to go along with a more economical commuter. Kudos to the seller for not giving the car the full douchebro makeover with blacked out lights and other tacky…

“Looks like this truck driver needed some more time…