Maybe enough to cover a car payment? A tad pretentious... Are you Lucille Bluth? "It's a banana, Michael, how could it possibly cost, ten dollars?

And also they look right at home with a new pair of Crocs.

It's not the bow tie that makes him sharp. That is incidental. He looks good without one.

Yep, clearly you're nothing but apothetic. Carry on your modeling for Kohls.

Also, the fake "Not so fast — I'm secretly an expert in this field therefore your argument is invalid" is overplayed on the internet. Nobody believes your lies.

Merely exceptions to the rule ;)

Nope, but these backhanded assumptions sure are irritating. I love the way different opinions are argued with "you must be young" or "you must be foreign". Just because I don't share your every preference doesn't mean I'm inferior in one way or another. Get over yourself.

Oh I'm sorry, was I supposed to provide a longer, more concise argument to the brilliant "Go watch Dr. Who"? I didn't realize such high standards were provided and expected to be exceeded. And no, I don't speak for all women, but you sure seem like a prick for asking. Here's a little internet tip for you (write it…

lol, you hang out with huge nerds

TIL gizmodo guys have a boner for Dr. Who.

Riiiigght. Turns out I'm (gasp!) not a man, so yeah, I don't have a lot of experiencing dressing like one. I do however know a thing or two about style, and bow ties lack it. Guys don't like it when girls cut their hair short, and girls don't like it when guys wear bow ties. Deal with it.

Go watch Mad Men. The only guy who wears a bow tie on that show is Harry Crane, who not coincidentally has the least sex appeal of all the characters.

I see your point, but it isn't the bow tie that makes him look good. He's (objectively) handsome to begin with. The bow tie actually does him a disservice because it makes him look like Bill Nye.

Bow ties have never and will never make a man look good. EVER.

Wow, this might the wrongest thing I've read all day.

I'd kill for 3-4%. Stock Android Live Wallpapers are included with the "Screen" listing in the battery stats (at least on a Sensation 4G and Nexus S) and they make the screen use jump from 20-30% up to 75-80%. I've found them to be a HUGE battery drain, which is a bummer because they're kinda neat.

I'm still laughing at this.

This is a horrible example because people have in fact survived jumping out of planes with un-deployed parachutes. I'm aware that you said "jump out of a plane WITHOUT a parachute...", but if it's possible to survive with an un-deployed parachute, it should be ("in theory") possible without parachute at all.

You are under the impression that I am under the impression that "theory" is synonymous with "guess". Maybe you shouldn't be so presumptuous. Also, take your Wikipedia copy/paste lectures elsewhere.