I'm sure Homeless Mike down the street finds your whining about your shitty desk job to be just as offensive. You have the fucking privilege to take your boss's shit to get a paycheck on a regular basis. I'm sure you'll be sad one day when you look back at the missed opportunity to say "YES SIR!" in a gleeful way at…

Hell of a year JT. Thanks for a great year and heal up soon

Dear Fellow Cardinals Fans,

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

Time to remember the Manchester-Munich tale of center backs. Boateng wasnt deemed good enough for City, sold to Bayern were he won the treble and became a WC-champion. Martin Demichelis on the other hand...

He said "they" when referring to the Steelers. "We" was in regards to Steelers fans, which would be correct.

Why Your League Sucks: The NFL

Another sign the NFL doesn't get it: Petition started for Weird Al to play halftime got over 150k signatures.

In other words, drinking a Coors while talking on a T-Mobile cell phone and holding a Coke in another hand and eating a Dominos pizza would be violating a NFL license agreement that could potentially draw a bigger suspension than say beating up someone in an elevator.

For someone who claims to be a writer this was terribly long, painfully boring. What was the point of the 21st bday hazing story again? This reads like a diary entry where someone just complains that their job is REALLY REALLY HARD OMG U GUYZ I HAD TO LIKE STAY UP TO 1 TO FINISH MY ARTICLE ON THE TWINS LAST NIGHT!

God, Bleacher Report is terrible.

Frankly, I don't trust any list that doesn't rank Cardinals fans as the most sensitive.

It's incredible that Landon Donovan has fathered 5% of the current American population.

It's great that Polanco showed such restraint on his own, since he's so used to the Pirates holding him back.

"Better keep Polanco down there another month or so to recover." - Idiot Pirates management

HERE COMES THE PIZZA!

All of this because Landon Donovan wasn't selected? Seems a little crazy.

Arsene? Is that you?

HEY YOU GOT IT WRONG! I OBJECT AND AM OFFENDED.