You laugh now, but they've got to have him play a major role in this. Otherwise, what's the point of following him for seven seasons.

It's happening, right now. Theon is being reborn in the sea. I expect a dramatic change in him - put it in the weekly odds! Theon is being reborn as a badass, ocean style, finally, like a Greyjoy.

I'll have to disagree with you on this. It's a tough job, particularly at the beginning of the season before the plots have picked up steam and following a slow week. It'll pick up.

Reply here to log your bets.

This thread makes me wonder what the worst one-hits were. Naw… It'll just devolve into a debate between "She's Beautiful" and "You and me ain't nothing but mammals…"

What a fantastic thread. I'm been listening to music all day because of it.

The whole point of T2 was that the future wasn't set, and they fought to change the future. T3 starts by saying "just kidding, you couldn't stop what was happening, it was set."

Skip it. Rewatch T1, T2 instead.
There's an xkcd where someone wishes they made a sequel to the Matrix. This is because the Matrix rocks and the sequels were stricken from the record. That's how I feel about the post-T2 Terminator movies.

T3 ruined the franchise. What a letdown after T1, T2. What has John Connor been up to? He's a druggie that accidentally locks himself in a vet clinic cage. ARGH! How could they not cast Edward Furlong? Right, he walked when he saw that awful script. Good job.

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Poison Ivy (after a kiss): Time to die, little Robin.
Robin takes off lip-condoms
*audience groans*

Yes.

MST3K the movie. It was bad in ways that are easy to make fun of.

I could only upvote this once, but I'd upvote it a hundred times if I could.

Yeah, leave machine learning to unimportant things like driving cars. It has a long way to go before recommending movies.

I thought we broke Kinja when they tested it.

It's been a few years since it happened, but I bought weather stripping on Amazon and was bombarded with books about stripping.

Agreed. If you don't have enough material for 13 episodes, just make 12.

Well, I'm loving S3 too. I'd watch anything Noah put out.

Everyone here is just wrong! Returns was an *awful*, funless movie by any "popcorn" standard. It made absolutely no sense, the cgi dominated everything (and had a copy/paste feel), and the only time the absolutely stunning Weisz was in the center of the story was that flashback scene. Speaking of which, watching Weisz…