No head kick. It was a feint to get the little guy on the guy to admit he was faking. Faking injury is a common drama for the benefit of the officials. If the guy had really kicked the little blue player from that angle, the little blue guy's head would have scored a goal through his own asshole.

There are tons of videos online that prove that powerful motorcycles, as a matter of practicality, never need to pull over for cops:

Unfortunately, so many people already in the workforce are two or three jobs down range and have a layoff or two under their belts. Their resumes are beginning to look like takeout menus. It's difficult to adopt a mental posture of "they need me more than I need them" when the opposite has been proven a few times.

You ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right? That's what happened to this guy, except it's much worse than your bad days. So much worse.

The Kadashians are contemporary Barnums.

Excellent article.

OK, here's what we do:

A producer is a director who has failed.

I'm leaning more toward this:

There are people who are gifted at raising children. My wife is one of them. She knows the secret to children who act up and act out: They are frightened.

Here's what Olbermann's good for, not sports:

It's an election year. We want Olbermann back on the Politics beat anyway.

Corkscrew Duck Penis? Fuck that. Look at this:

No, they're giant swimming pool ladders.

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