White folks - they all look alike.

Isn't it curious how the industry that is characterized by the most impotent, physically deprived, and inexperienced males produces the most malignant threats against women?

Hey Gawker readers, here's some jingoistic music to play while you're reading this jingoistic article. It's not too late to sign up you know!

Glorious.

Hi, we're the U.S. Military Industrial Complex, and it's our job to use Star-Wars technology to bomb Fred Flintstone back to the Stone Age. You're welcome.

If you are part of a university that's run by one of the planet's most malignant religions, sure, why not go into military weapons? A laser super turret may come in handy for chastening the heathens some day.

There's a police force in Ferguson MO you could cheerlead for.

Since these types of games are played overwhelmingly by early and late pubescent males, and since these images are being injected in their psychic formation under the auspices of artistic freedom, perhaps even more artistic influence is called for.

Oh, you want vocal isolation?

Hey, I just realized we're having this entire conversation in the gray. We're outlaws! WhoooHoooo!

OK, what if I say Please? C'mon, we're a pornographic society. Boobs 'N Buns. Loud and Proud. The pulchritude of the female form. Shouldn't be a problem...

To serve their entire audience.

OK. It's not pleasant (for me, at least) to see nothing but dicks, but it is refreshing that's not all the Disney Chicks.

Ferguson polices a community of 21,000, 14,000 of which is non-white, with a police force that's over 90% white.

Ferguson PD's uniform porn-catalogue:

Never remove it, I guess.

It's just a suggestion:

This is unfortunate, because the products thong women need are getting phased out by PG&E. On the list below, they are #1 and #6. #5 can be used as a disposable solution if you're on a budget. Perhaps a write-in campaign to PG&E would be in order. Here's the list.

In case nobody's mentioned it, fuck Jay Leno.

Wow. Seems the citizenry in VA is willing to take a lot of shit from the bureaucrats they put in power. Patriarchal societies. Gotta love 'em.