This is unfortunate, because the products thong women need are getting phased out by PG&E. On the list below, they are #1 and #6. #5 can be used as a disposable solution if you're on a budget. Perhaps a write-in campaign to PG&E would be in order. Here's the list.

In case nobody's mentioned it, fuck Jay Leno.

Wow. Seems the citizenry in VA is willing to take a lot of shit from the bureaucrats they put in power. Patriarchal societies. Gotta love 'em.

So these nightmare penalty scenarios are really for non-VA residents?

It's been about two decades since I last drove through Virginia. Nevertheless, I remember the experience well since it seemed everybody with a pickup truck drove like they had a crush on Dale Earnhardt. Hillbilly Autobahn style.

In the region of the world where the airliner went down, they need Manpads to deal with the Serbian Spurts, Ukrainian Urethra and Soviet Seepage.

MANPAD. Victorious Secret said MANPAD. Huh-huh-huh...

Good thinkin'.

With several countries in the region locked in political/military tensions, one of them being Russia, with its track record of truthfulness and integrity, do you really hope to get real "facts" about this incident? This is doomed to be a clusterfuck.

Last one out turn off the escalator!

Uh-Oh...

Sure has a stiff upper lip though. Must be English.

Whoa. An Un-Manning, so to speak. Looks like the Germans went Verrukt in the Schlitterbahn.

And then it took four guys to move that white stool to the bar, and two guys to carry and place Capt. Mahoney upon it, and everybody on board to buy him drinks for the remainder of the day.

I've always been fixated on the Monopoly scottie dog's eyes. Here, have a look:

Is signaling a lane change required in this situation?

Sure, sure. But "Car Collector" + "Dick" = Jay Leno too.

Squirrels. You just can't read 'em.