How many Men's Rights Activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's always the aunts raking in the cash, never the uncles. Uncles are so very lazy. Or perhaps just stupid. Yo uncle so dumb, he think macbook is the placemat on a McDonalds tray.

Holy shit, capitalism and communism embraced, all in one comment. Clearly this is no ordinary spambot, logical paradoxes are no match for its amazing computing power.

Guys, I got this one. Luckily, I'm a scientician.

Hey give the guy a break, his watch fell into the pizza sauce vat and he didn't want to use his hands to get it out.

Nope, Mario Kart GOATSE was the worst. I've been having nightmares about that 'Choco Mountain' track for years.

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration ruin everything.

> Before, you could just hold the ball, often for many minutes and everyone would watch nothing happen.

Even money that it involves tentacle rape.

Seconded. For example, there is no Bigfoot in San Andreas, but it didn't stop me from wasting hours of my life searching.

Also warming my heart is the reminder that the Knicks had John Starks as second to Ewing in the game. John freaking Starks. They had Charles Oakley on the roster and yet they went with Starks.

Unwelcome flashbacks to White Men Can't Jump, you say?

"We love the new Dead Island Riptide statue, and here's why you should, too."

"There are cable channels devoted to broadcasting tournaments, which are held in large arenas filled with thousands of shrieking fans."

Wonderful man. We were all, we were all very fond of him. Very free-spirited.

"My career was not even supposed to be here today!"

HEY McFLY. I thought I told you never to come in here.

The top screencap looks like the team are trying to capture a giant roast turkey. Which, considering Dan Ackroyd's size these days, makes a lot of sense.

Other awkward times of the year to graduate with a degree, teaching or otherwise: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, Smarch.

When he put that mask on I thought I was watching an unseen TCM cash-in Leatherface Goes To College.