I had as much trouble doing the mineral level as Walter Jr does at forming a coherent sentence.

Those things are all bad, but they're no way near as craptacular as the men's size 10 Crysis 2 sneakers. (yes, there is a link embedded there thankyou Disqus)

Finally, the Phil Collins career RPG I've been waiting for all these years.

Jacques Tati is John Teti's womanizing French alter ego.

I still have trouble working out which of them is the evil twin.

Since the move back to the AV Club, what made Gameological great is slowly being eroded thanks to drive-by fuckwits like this guy. Just look at his comment. He's a complete asshole.

What exactly do you get out of clicking on Games articles on the AV Club? I've seen bullshit comments like this and the one above from you before on Gameological articles. If you have nothing to contribute, then don't bother commenting. If you are not interested in the content, don't click on the article. If in this…

"Game I'll still be playing at this time next year: Fuck, it's probably fucking"
- Enkidum

Or maybe all three!

The character pictured above, Ellie, is 14 years old. So, sure, why not.

Of course not.

Still not as sad as a guy sitting in front of his computer every evening endlessly refreshing the browser window, hoping to get to the newly posted articles first, then typing any old bullshit just to get the firstie and the sweet burning CancerAIDS sensation. "I'm definitely going to earn everyone's respect with this…

My 2DS lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her.

*Xbone plays Xanadu by Electric Light Orchestra* Oh for fucks sake.

Can I use the Xbone to reclaim control of the waterhole, strike it repeatedly against a dried out old horse skeleton and then throw it straight up into the air in slow motion, all set to a triumphant classical music score?

I'm not so sure about that, the Xbone could be the Great Leap Forward for gaming that China has been hungering for. It could even lead to a Gaming Cultural Revolution of sorts. And if you're leaping forward, the Kinect is primed to catch all that action.

The Dissolve's design is a cluster fuck. It's like being in a room full of giant portrait paintings where the eyes follow you around the room.

The AV Club redesign

Totally agreed. I particularly like the subtle little reference to the Ark of the covenant in the Venice catacombs especially when the score references Raiders.

What is it about?