No one would ever mistake me for a smart person 

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You’re that guy, aren’t you. I’ve heard about you.

The Sanders campaign ratified their union contracts yesterday, so the issue is now fair game and the race is on to discredit any other candidate that has not done so.

“Mayor Pete gives all staffers the equivalent of family-level gold-plan coverage and a few hundred each in an FSA to help ease the pain of the deductible? What an extravagant wastrel! He’s either going to run his campaign dry before the election gets into full swing or have to compromise his stances and take tons of…

The writer’s here uniformly dislike mediocre white men who get more than they deserve. It’s a stance that I endorse.

God you’re insufferable. Instead of mounting any defense, or not, you simply attack the messenger.

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

Not ungreying people who comment often does piss me off too. I’ve been here for years, often get out of the greys, and every once in a while have a staff picked comment. I digress.

Wow. Between this, Anita Hill’s dismissal of his faux-pology, and his AWFUL logo... Creepy Uncle Joe is not off to a good start. (Not that I’m sad about it.)

You know, Tom, open borders would solve that asylum crisis real quick.

I got ridiculously excited when Storm Rising brought back a newer render of her and gave her a voice. Hopefully we’ll see her by the end of the year, considering Blizzard’s track record of about 3 heroes a year. Baptiste’s our first, so we can only hope she’s the BlizzCon reveal.

This is a really screwy metric. Based on current rosters? So the team that won the Superbowl has the best roster. I get that. But the rest just seems made up? 

Fuck that noise. The RNC leadership did everything in their power to keep Trump from winning the nod in 2016 too, look how that turned out. In the end, no amount of money, media influence, etc., will overcome what actually matters: votes. If people go out and fucking VOTE, then we can change shit.

Except your last paragraph has been countered by leadership with the new DCCC rules, which effectively helps to keep in place moderate-conservative Democrats in progressive districts. It’s almost like leadership doesn’t want the party to move left because they are beholden to the same powerful interests as…

Just...just wear the clothes. We know who it is, the costume’s good and fine on its own, there’s no need to Blackface it up. Jesus, why is this so hard?

Golf is the republican party of sports. You got rich assholes playing and wannabe rich assholes cheering them on.

Guy pens open letter, addressed to no single individual, to blast former players making public statements regarding players, instead of addressing them directly and privately.
NAILED IT!

Exactly. It’s the subtle classicism of old-school Manhattanites punching down on old-school Brooklynites. You make fun of the accent so you don’t have to pay attention to what the man is saying.

It’s a disingenuous attempt to conflate inflection with political position/the value of his ideas.

I am not a Sanders fan, personally. I take issue with the development (or, more accurately, the lack thereof) supporting his plans and promises—but to attack the man’s accent is more or less a permutation of the ad…