I can’t imagine thinking that a) mayor of South Bend is “a fucking important job” and that b) the guy who put wifi in the sewers “isn’t on the internet all goddamn day”.

It’s a pretty ingenious move. The people who are most pissed off and inclined to misbehave can’t do anything about it all day, after which their impotent rage at “SJWs” will have subsided like a goldfish taking another lap around its bowl.

He’s the antithesis of Brett Gardner.

You’re an idiot

Mueller’s report isn’t out, so you may want to see the department of Temporal medical anomalies to get your bonner checked out.

Trust me if the DSA could run as its own party it would.

Weird Flex but Ok

It’s a strong justification. As we all know, dunks are missed constantly, but layups always go in.

Man, my boss pulls that shit and it’s not worth it for even our (pretty good) salaries. Then again, we’re only getting paid in dollars, not an invaluable Michigan State education and the privilege of being a College Athlete. 

this looks incredible.

I hear you, but why don’t we talk about principles and goals? Why should we have to start negotiating from the middle? These problems are huge. People are dying because they don’t have access to health care and the human race is literally going to go extinct if we don’t make changes right now. We have to sound the…

So are we betting one year or two years before Google gets bored and just shuts the whole thing down?

“Just because all of these white men go around killing nonwhite individuals after releasing large manifestos about their racial hatreds and desire for race wars does’t mean that they’re terrorists and villains! Oh, and I identify with these men, which is why I’m offended here. That, or I can’t understand nuance.”

If white nationalists means all white people to you, then yeah. Fuck off, fascist scum.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

So there’s like, ZERO chance that Trump hasn’t gone to one of these places, right?

This. Just say, “The course was changed, and maybe I made a mistake. It was a charity run, though, so let’s focus on what’s actually important.” Even if you intentionally cheated, that’s just an easier excuse than getting pissy about proof you cheated.  Just another example of the cover up being worse than the crime.

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.